she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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