You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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