he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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