Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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