I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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