You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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