but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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