69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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