marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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