Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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