The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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