Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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