He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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