he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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