Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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