You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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