I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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