I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Your dad touched me again.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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