i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
