She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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