Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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