I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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