it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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