i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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