We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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