are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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