i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
They are going to name an STD after you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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