It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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