Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
