found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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