I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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