im drinking this country out of the recession.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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