Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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