i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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