I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
