the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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