Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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