How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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