sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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