the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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