He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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