did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize