You're my little dorito
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to have your abortion
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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