and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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