I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
North Korea, Best Korea!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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