I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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