Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
the raccoons are back...
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