i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Are my feet made of real feet?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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