Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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