You're a womanizer and a bitch.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
