You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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