it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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