I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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